My name is Dannie, I'm 18 years old and currently undecided on what to do with my life. Ask me stuff :)
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
me:*fails a quiz*
drake: i’m just sayin you could do better
me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*
shout out to people with abusive mothers who have to deal with the world acting like every single mother’s love is so expansive and unconditional and tender when that is the opposite of what we experienced