My name is Dannie, I'm 18 years old and currently undecided on what to do with my life. Ask me stuff :)

 

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

the-hatred-machine:

*JOKINGLY PROPOSES TO DATE YOU BUT SECRETLY WISHES IT WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS*

theblackandgreenmartian:

profanefame:

bellecosby:

I FUCKING CAN’T DEAL 

oh my god
give this child’s parents a medal.

How I’m a dress my kids when I have them.

theblackandgreenmartian:

profanefame:

bellecosby:

I FUCKING CAN’T DEAL 

oh my god

give this child’s parents a medal.

How I’m a dress my kids when I have them.

(Source: an-accidentalmemory)

freshest-tittymilk:


portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 

Thats mildly hilarious

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

Thats mildly hilarious